ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country
"Voldemort Umbridge Potter, you were named after the two worst people I know because frankly you annoy the shit out of me"
It got better.
"They’re only fictional characters"
SO I WAS WATCHING SHERLOCK TODAY AND WHEN THE CREDITS CAME UP I NOTICED SOMETHING ODD. THERE WERE SEEMINGLY RANDOM RED LETTERS AMONG THE NORMAL WHITE TEXT. IF YOU PUT ALL THE RED LETTERS TOGETHER IT SPELLS A NAME: ISADORA PERSANO. APPARENTLY THIS WAS THE NAME OF A WELL-KNOWN JOURNALIST AND DUELLIST FEATURED IN ONE OF ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE’S CASES CALLED “THE PROBLEM OF THOR BRIDGE.” ISADORA “WAS FOUND STARK STARING MAD WITH A MATCH BOX IN FRONT OF HIM WHICH CONTAINED A REMARKABLE WORM SAID TO BE UNKNOWN TO SCIENCE.”
WE KNOW WHAT WAS IN THE MATCHBOX FUCK
A MAGIC WORM
The Great Unanswered Question:
What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias
i really don’t get the whole “but how will we explain it to my kids" claim about like public nursing or gay couples
little kids are nearly blank slates they will accept pretty much anything you tell them and go with it.
unless it’s quantum physics. please do not talk to your 4-year-old about that.
yes they might get shot by will smith
I feel like we never really hear from the MIB fandom, it’s good to see you
"Hey Benedict, what was your first role?"
"Titania Queen of the Fairies"
"Hey Louis, what was your first role?"
”Sherlock motherfucking Holmes.”
I MEAN HOW COOL IS THAT